"Luke Zerras bod, http://OMG.com, want that d" - #RealCaitlinChicca............

most relatable thing of my life right now damn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=A-TUj69HLb0

2011 no regrets

fuck

uhhhh uhhhh

I'm so happy and it's so weird. Idk what to do with myself and my happiness except expect it's inevitable downfall, right????????????????

say that five times fast: except expect except expect except expect except expect except expect
yah i could barely type it correctly

l8r

ok im finally employed, have a great boyfriend that i'm real happy with, a successful (by my terms) band, loads of support, and apparently tons of sex appeal

WHERE IS THE CATCH

hi

i want to start drunken drawings like one of my great inspirations of my childhood:
http://drunkendrawings.com/
but whenever I am drunk i am too tired to do anything

what are we waiting for

lol relationships are fucking weird

FUCK YOU

YOU ARE JUST AS BIG OF A PIECE OF SHIT AS I AM
YOU FUCKING DUMB FUCKING BITCH
COOL YOU FUCK TAHT GIRL WITH HER GAUGES IDFC I'M GLAD
LET ME JUST MAKEOUT WITH JACOB IN MY CAR ALL NIGHT
AND RUB THAT SHIT IN YOUR FACE THAT HE MAKES ME LAUGH AND YOU FUCKING DON'T
SO FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING DUMBASS

WOW WHY AM I SO UPSET, THIS IS WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG
BUT I WANTED TO BE THE ASSHOLE, NOT YOU'
FUCKING DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT LIAR
LOL BYE <3

my whole life is just one big not fucking dan reed

LOL

how do u delete a post...

maybe I have peeked at this gif a few too many times

but man does he know what he is doing...

stuffed french toast in a sandwich maker whaaaat

am I innovative or lazy?
you decide

lol sometimes I get myself into odd situations

but I am ok with it cause it makes me laugh and in the end brings us all closer together.

and that is like the point right...

uh...

oh jk apparently I'm not supposed to end sentences with ellipses........................................

I have a lot of shit to do tomorrow.

Good thing I'm still awake at 3 in the morning.

This ice cream isn't gonna eat itself!

10:45am??

i haven't seen you in about 3 weeks.

too lazy

to turn off the lights in the house, change into pajamas, and go to sleep.


guess i'll troll craigslist for another hour or seven.